I borrowed this vest from my teddy bear…

Do I look hot?

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I want to laugh, cry, learn to read, and wear Juicy

Really?

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Juicy Couture is just skanky

You have to be stupid to wear “Juicy Bling” on your ass.

I mean, I can understand wearing this if you’re a ghetto ho trying to advertise, but anyone who wears Juicy to ho around the mall needs to grow a brain.

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Stupid Jewelry: item of the week

Stupid fashion is a diamond encrusted tweety bird pendant.

Are you a dweemer?

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